Apocalypse Lullaby

cumberbitch-freebitch:

wishful-geek:

do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary

I think my whole school believes I am a boat maker or something.

chibistarfish:

walpurgisak:

another-eponine:

One Day More flashmob in the middle of an engineering test. The professor is not amused.

oh my god I cannot believe

crying 

omg, that was brilliant! ;u;

sassymccoy:

no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

lizthefangirl:

you cannot not love him

death-by-lulz:

overland-frost:
JESUD CHIRST I ACTIALLY FEL OT FO YM CHAIR

death-by-lulz:

overland-frost:

JESUD CHIRST I ACTIALLY FEL OT FO YM CHAIR